The Empire of Olympys empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Чингис Хаан with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.393 billion Монголчууд are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Улаан Баатар. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Монгол economy, worth 280 trillion Төгрөгs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,124 Төгрөгs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Улаан Баатар Natural History Museum, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olympys empire's national animal is the Морь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddism.

Olympys empire is ranked 12,388^th in the world and 684^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.